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97 Results for Computers
View 41 - 50 results for computers comic strips. Discover the best "Computers" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday September 16,
2002
Tags reservation, computers are cardboard, props, furniture store, security prurposes, frisk me
Transcript
Dilbert is at the airport. The Elbonian at the ticket counter of Elbonia Air says, "I don't see your reservation." The Elbonian continues, "Maybe it's because all of our computers are cardboard props that we stole from a furniture store." The Elbonian holds gloves out towards Dilbert and says, "For security purposes, would you care to frisk me?" Dilbert responds, "Yes."
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Wednesday July 30,
2003
Tags laughs alot, hired, morale, big impact, crazy alice
Transcript
"You laugh at everything, whether it's funny or not." "Ha ha ha!! It's true." "You're hired. You'll have a big impact on morale!" "Ha ha ha!! Yes, I will!" "Must stay alive." "HA HA HA!! COMPUTERS ARE FUNNY! HA HA!!"
Friday January 09,
2004
Tags smokers, harness energy, unused computers, create electricity, outside everyday, slope
Transcript
Dilbert: The smokers in this building take hundreds of trips outside to smoke everyday. We can harness that kinetic energy to create electricity ti power their unused computers. pant pant too much slope
Friday September 09,
2005
Thursday November 24,
2005
Tags accused of stealing, computers, took the fifth, job interview, lied, stole
Transcript
Why did you leave your last job? "They accused me of stealing four computers." "Did they make you confess?" "I took the fifth."
Friday August 18,
2006
Friday November 24,
2006
Saturday November 25,
2006
Wednesday October 17,
2007
Tags negotiate, reserchers, two computers, women dont, more complaining
Transcript
Tina: "Why does Dilbert get two computer monitors while I only get one?" The Boss: "Well, according to researchers, it's because men tend to negotiate and women don't." Tina: "So, what happens now?" The Boss: "If I had to guess, I'd say more complaining."
Thursday October 16,
2008
Tags dogcart the ceo, start rumors, spread lies, stock pop up, stock options, steal, before computers
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert thinks, "Start some rumors, spread some lies..." Dogbert says, "Wait for the stock to pop up... exercise my stock options... bang!" Dogbert thinks, "How did people steal before computers?"

