dilbert: and that's why i recommend creating a 5g format called orthogonal frequency division multiplexing.
boss: that will never work.
dilbert: it's already an industry standard. i was joking.
boss: stop doing the to me.
dilbert: i don't know if i can.
boss: dilbert: i need to fire you for your social media activities.
dilbert: did i say something offensive?
boss: i'm getting reports that you follow bad people on twitter.
dilbert: i follow people on both sides of every issue so i can see the full context.
boss: that might sound good on paper, but half of the people you follow are monsters of one sort or another.
dilbert: isn't it obvious that enforcing this kind of standard can only lead in a bad direction.
boss: no, i don't see that at all. all i see is that you associate with people who are monsters.
ceo to boss: i'm getting reports that you follow dilbert on twitter.