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341 Results for Anti Stupid Gun
View 41 - 50 results for anti stupid gun comic strips. Discover the best "Anti Stupid Gun" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday November 15,
2017
Wally's Watch Is A Snitch
Tags #wearable tech, #health, #surveillance, #fitbit, #monitor, #fitness, #attendance
Transcript
Wally: I can't come to work today. I'm totally sick. Boss: According to your employee health monitor, you're not sick at all. Wally: Stupid snitch!!!
Tuesday October 24,
2017
Boss Is Not A Quitter
Tags #social media, #internet, #troll, #trolling, #baiting, #technology
Transcript
Boss: That stupid online troll is insulting me again on social media! I keep defending myself, but instead of agreeing with me, he keeps calling me "defensive" and "pathetic," Carol: Maybe you could stop engaging with him. Boss: I'm not a quitter!
Saturday October 21,
2017
Alice Says Dilbert Is Narcissistic
Tags #honesty, #truth, #diagnosis, #Opinion, #free will, #ai, #artificial intelligence
Transcript
Alice: Dilbert's problem is that he's a huge narcissist. Robot: You are not qualified to make that diagnosis and you cannot detect his inner thoughts. Alice: Open your access panel so I can fix your stupid opinion. Robot: Are you saying I don't have free will?
Wednesday August 09,
2017
Contradicting Himself
Tags #surveillance, #managing, #proof, #body cam, #camera, #recording
Transcript
Dilbert: According to my employee body cam playback, you contradicted yourself eleven times today. Boss: Your stupid body cam is interfering with my ability to manage. Dilbert: By "manage," do you mean contradicting yourself and later denying it? Boss: I don't not mean that.
Tuesday November 01,
2016
Alice Gives Approval
Tags #deal, #support, #negotiations
Transcript
Dilbert: Our pointy-haired boss asked me to get everyone's buy-in on this. Alice: I'll agree to your stupid idea if you support my great idea later. Dilbert: Deal. Alice: Should I read it? Dilbert: I don't see why.
Friday August 26,
2016
The Dogbertium Particle
Tags #science, #accusation, #questioning, #discovery, #accusing
Transcript
Dogbert: I wrote a paper about my discovery of the "Dogbertium Particle" and submitted it for peer review. Luckily, most of my peers are made of pure Dogbertium, which means they are easy to bribe. Dilbert: Bribe? Dogbert: Do you have a problem with that, or are you anti-science?
Thursday July 21,
2016
Too Dumb To Understand
Tags #intelligence, #perspective, #dumb, #social media, #comment, #technology
Transcript
Boss: I can't believe how stupid this person is. Dilbert: How do you rule out the hypothesis that you're too dumb to understand his point? Take your time. I can wait. Boss: For starters, he disagrees with me.
Thursday April 21,
2016
Be Careful With Anti Encryption Software
Tags #national security, #privacy, #technology, #encryption, #security, #human error, #secrets
Transcript
Dilbert: Here's the flash drive with our anti-encryption software. Don't let it get into the wrong hands or it will eliminate all privacy on Earth. Do you understand? Boss: Blah, blah, software.
Thursday April 07,
2016
Ted Is Not That Dumb
Tags #joke, #mean, #bully, #insult, #death, #idiot, #idiocy, #stupid, #dumb, #guest artist, #brenna thummler, #medical
Transcript
Boss: You're not allowed to tell co-workers to drive into a ravine. Dilbert: It was a joke. Ted isn't so dumb that he would do it. Ask him if he's that dumb. Boss: Don't speak ill of the dead.
Sunday February 07,
2016
Tags #demands, #bosses, #unrealistic, #frustration, #outburst, #catch-22, #travel, #air travel
Transcript
Boss: Carol, move my flight one hour earlier Friday. Carol: Do you have any idea how hard that would be? I know it sounds easy, but it won't be. Not at this late date. Not with all your pickiness. When I fail, you will think I didn't look hard enough for a new flight. I can't prove a negative, so I will forever suffer your disdain. My career is ruined. Boss: Never mind! Forget it! Why is it so hard to ask you to do anything? Carol: I've been telling people you're stupid, but I'm open to other theories.