Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs. Dogbert says, "Let's go see the new Alfred Hitchcock movie." Dilbert asks, "How could there be a 'new' Hitchcock movie?" Dogbert replies, "It's some kind of a sequel." Dilbert and Dogbert sit in a movie theater watching "Alfred Hitchcock presents The Fish."
Dogbert: Santa!
Santa: Merry Christmas, Dogbert! I'm glad you're up... I'm having a little trouble with your christmas list. In your letter you say you want to be named supreme ruler of earth.
Dogbert: Is that a problem?
Santa: Frankly, my workshop is more oriented toward small consumer goods...
Dogbert: Can I have an elf?
Dilbert: Has, G.I. Joe taken up ballet, or is this something I don't want to know about?