Communication Style Comic Strips - Page 5

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

124 Results for Communication Style

View 41 - 50 results for communication style comic strips. Discover the best "Communication Style" comics from Dilbert.com.

Emoji Death Contract

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Emoji Death Contract - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #crime, #communication, #miscommunication, #text, #emoji, #language, #murder, #accident, #coverup, #conspiracy

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally: We killed Ted, as you ordered in your clever text message full of emojis. Boss: That wasn't what I... Dilbert: Deniability. Got it. Wally: We didn't have this conversation.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #temper, #anger, #calm, #email, #frustration, #internet, #communication, #reaction, #technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice: What the... Dilbert: It's not a good idea to answer email while you're angry. Alice: I know, but this idiot... Dilbert: Hold... That's it. Deep breaths. Hold... Hold... Alice: Phew! You were right. I should not get worked up over one idiot. He wasn't working alone! Dilbert: I'm out.

Human Contact Through Social Media

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Human Contact Through Social Media - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #loneliness, #antisocial, #people, #introvert, #social media, #communication, #isolation, #technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: Wally, does your lifestyle of being useless ever leave you feeling lonely? Wally: That's the old way of thinking, Asok. Now a person can get the benefits of human contact through social media. Asok: Do you use social media? Wally: No. I run a tight ship.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #fitness, #martial arts, #violence, #fighting, #yoga, #misunderstanding, #exercise, #fusion, #danger, #health

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: I'm almost positive yoga is not one of the martial arts. Boss: Not by itself. We're learning a defensive style of yoga that incorporates the more violent elements of feng shui and Irish dancing. Dilbert: That doesn't sound lethal. Boss: Put your head on the ground and say that again.

What Advice Is

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
What Advice Is - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #help, #gratitude, #misanthrope, #misanthropic, #misanthropy, #Advice

View Transcript

Transcript

Coworker: Want some advice? Dilbert: Why? Can your ignorance and poor communication skills solve my uncertainty? Coworker: You never know until you try. Dilbert: Sometimes you know!

Not That Invested In Your Success

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Not That Invested In Your Success - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #work ethic, #laziness, #communication, #excuse, #excuses

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally: I made no progress on your project because I was waiting to ask you some questions. Coworker: You could have emailed me. Or texted me. Or stopped by my desk. Wally: I"m not that invested in your success.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #social media, #facebook, #twitter, #pinterest, #instagram, #obliviousness, #technology, #communication

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: Do you have a minute to answer a quick question about social media? Dilbert: I don't have time... Boss: Real quick. One question. Dilbert: Okay, but make it fast, please. I'm late for my meeting. Boss: Okay, the question is this... Can I Instagram a tweet right to Facebook... or does liking something I also favorited automatically pin it to my followers? Dilbert: I'm going to say yes and go to my meeting. Boss: I probably should have asked some follow-ups.

Dilbert Snips Elbonian Internet

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dilbert Snips Elbonian Internet - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #communication, #developing countries, #hackers, #hacking, #internet, #technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: My company sent me to crash the Elbonian Internet in retaliation for hacking us. Elbonian 1: Can you hear me now? Elbonian 2: It's better without the string!

Day Of Arranging Zeroes And Ones

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Day Of Arranging Zeroes And Ones - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #anti-social, #communication, #engineers, #happiness, #interaction, #introvert, #social interaction, #socializing, #psychology

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Yay! I have another full day of doing nothing but rearranging zeros and ones. You know it will be a good day when there is no human interaction on the schedule. Tina: How's your day going? Dilbert: Well, it started good...

Tube Clothing Or Rug

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Tube Clothing Or Rug - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #clothes, #clothing, #insult, #nerd, #nerds, #style, #tube clothes, #invented style, #reduce decisions, #carpet, #wrapped

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Tube clothes! I invented that style! Did it reduce the number of decisions you need to make every day? Man: I'm just a guy wrapped in a carpet. Dilbert: Oh, I thought you were like me. Man: I don't have to take these insults.