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157 Results for Deception
View 41 - 50 results for deception comic strips. Discover the best "Deception" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday August 22,
2016
Wally's Inappropriate Attire
Tags dress code, outfit, crop top, deception, ploy, trick, telecommuting, laziness, work ethic
Transcript
Boss: That is inappropriate office attire! Go home and work remotely for the rest of the day. Dilbert: How'd it work out? Wally: Phase one was a total success. Phase two involves napping.
Tuesday August 16,
2016
Boss Buys Software Without Help
Friday August 12,
2016
Wally Goes To His Man Cave
Thursday August 11,
2016
Wally Gets A Man Cave
Tags nursing, babies, man cave, deception, children, office policy, Family
Transcript
Wally: We should have a private lactation room like other companies. Alice: Yes, we should. Boss: No one in my group is nursing a baby. Wally: What about visitors? Alice: Right. Wally: Thanks for helping me get my man cave at the office. Alice: What?
Friday July 29,
2016
Dashboard Never Changes
Tags deception, trick, technology, status, ruse
Transcript
Boss: I noticed that the project dashboard you wrote for me never changes. Dilbert: That's because our projects are always doing great. Boss: It's a static image, isn't it? Dilbert: You're gonna wish you asked that three weeks ago.
Thursday July 28,
2016
Dashboard For The Boss
Tags technology, ruse, trick, deception.
Transcript
Dilbert: It's called a dashboard. It shows the current status of all our projects. With a tool like this, you never need to ask us for status updates. Wally: How'd the fake dashboard gambit work out? Dilbert: Great! He hasn't talked to me in weeks.
Monday July 25,
2016
Wally Asks About Bereavement Leave
Tags laziness, bereavement, deception, time off
Transcript
Wally: Does the company offer bereavement leave? Boss: Yes. Wally: Good, because I have hundreds of cousins that don't 'take care of themselves. Cousin Ronnie just fell off a shed.
Tuesday July 19,
2016
Boss Wears Virtual Reality Goggles
Tags vr, virtual reality, deception, laziness, work ethic
Transcript
Wally: I convinced our boss to wear virtual reality goggles all day. Boss: Good job, Wally! I've never seen you work so many hours! Wally: reality is nice, but I find it limiting.
Monday July 18,
2016
Wally Creates Virtually Reality Goggles
Tags vr, virtual reality, deception, laziness, work ethic
Transcript
Wally: Check out the new virtual reality googles. You wear them all day to upgrade the way you experience the world. Narrator: Later. Boss: It's good to see you working so hard, Wally.
Thursday June 30,
2016
Wally's Email Makes No Sense
Tags bot, deception, laziness, work ethic, obliviousness
Transcript
Boss: Wally's emails make no sense. Dilbert: He replaced himself with a chatbot. He designed the chatbot to be useless so you'd think it was him. Boss: And he thought this would fool me? Dilbert: He's been gone for four months.


