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182 Results for Laziness
View 41 - 50 results for laziness comic strips. Discover the best "Laziness" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday March 29,
2017
Wally Is Either Lazy Or Wise
Tags laziness, genius, work ethic, efficiency
Transcript
Woman: Can you do that by end of day? Wally: It would be smarter to wait until we have the final specs. Woman: I can't tell if you're lazy or wise. Wally: It's all the same thing. Woman: This is a weird gray area. Wally: I'm going to take a quick nap to boost my productivity.
Tuesday March 28,
2017
Wanting More Out Of Life
Friday March 24,
2017
Wally Gets Promoted
Tags managers, management, leadership, laziness, work ethic
Transcript
Wally: I got promoted to a leadership role. It means I get to tell people to work hard, but I don't have to do any worm myself. Dilbert: That doesn't sound right. Wally: I could use a fresh one of these.
Thursday March 23,
2017
Wally's Invention Is The Best Seller Ever
Tags success, Promotion, management, work, laziness
Transcript
Boss: The product you accidentally invented is our biggest seller in company history. So I'm promoting you to a leadership position. Wally: Phew! I thought you were going to make me work.
Wednesday March 22,
2017
Wally's Invention Goes Into Production
Tags invention, success, laziness, fairness, unfair
Transcript
Alice: The board decided to put your invention of a phone charger that warms coffee into production. Market surveys show enormous demand. You're probably going to be our Employee Of The Year. This disturbs me on many levels. Wally: Genius is often disruptive.
Saturday February 25,
2017
Wally Is Born For The Job
Wednesday February 22,
2017
How Long For New Feature
Tags laziness, excuse, legacy, deception, engineer, programmer, engineering
Transcript
Tina: How long would it take to add that feature to the legacy system? Wally: That depends. When will the new system replace the legacy system? Tina: In six months. Wally: The new feature would take seven months.
Monday February 20,
2017
Who Wants The Legacy System Job
Tags laziness, work ethic, legacy, underachiever, volunteer
Transcript
Boss: I'm assigning our best and brightest engineers to the new system integration team. Anyone who is left over gets to be in charge of watching our legacy system slowly rot. Dilbert: Who would want that job? Wally: Me!!! Pick me!!!
Saturday January 21,
2017
Secret Red File
Friday January 20,
2017
Remember Or Rumor
Tags laziness, work ethic, ruse, trick, ego, top secret, project
Transcript
Boss: What is this "Red File" people keep telling me you're working on? Wally: Do you remember giving me this secret project, or should I spread the rumor that you have dementia? Boss: Oh, now I sort of remember. Wally: Good. Now run along while I work on the red file.


