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242 Results for Mental Health
View 41 - 50 results for mental health comic strips. Discover the best "Mental Health" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday April 21,
2020
Coronavirus
Tags 24 hours, business, coronavirus, health, home, remote, tragic, work from home
Transcript
dilbert: i'm working at home to avoid the coronavirus. i'll have to stay here 24 hours a day. dogbert: that's tragic. dilbert: i don't mind. dogbert: i meant tragic for me.
Saturday March 28,
2020
Ted Talks Creates A God
Tags business, technology, mental, midget, ted talks, binge-watching, god, dumb, all knowing
Transcript
new hire: i must leave you mental midgets behind as i go start up my own company. i was once dumb like all of you. then i started binge-watching ted talks, and i evolved. dilbert: what are you now? new hire: some kind of god, i assume.
Friday March 13,
2020
Personal Health Data
Tags business, laptop, private, data, cloud, asthma, personal, health, edit, disease
Transcript
dogbert at laptop: according to your private data in the cloud, you have a mild case of asthma. dilbert: you can see my personal health data? dogbert: see it? hahaha! i can do more than that! dilbert: what is more than that? dogbert: i can edit it. you have six new diseases now.
Tuesday January 14,
2020
Brain Fog
Monday January 13,
2020
Smarter Than An Engineer
Tuesday October 01,
2019
Food Poisoning
Monday September 30,
2019
Casserole For Pot Luck
Tags Food, health & safety, office, office workers, casserole, potluck, inspection, home, kitchen
Transcript
tina: i brought a casserole for the potluck. when are you coming? dilbert: when was the last time the health department did an inspection of your home kitchen? tina: never dilbert: that's when i'll be going to the potluck.
Saturday March 16,
2019
Dilbert Quits To Get A Raise
Tags Dilbert, Wally, boss, conscience, rethink, quit, raise, going along, don't, ruin
Transcript
Dilbert: I can't in good conscience support inaccurate health claims about our products. I quit. Boss: I'll give you 20% raise if you stay. Wally: I quit too, because of all the ethnics and stuffs. Dilbert: Don't ruin this for me.
Monday February 18,
2019
Health Problems
Tags age, complaining, health, office, office workers
Transcript
Alice: Do me a favor and never put me on a project with people over the age of forty. They waste the first fifteen minutes of every meeting talking about their health problems. Boss: Did you say something? I can't hear you over my tinnitus.
Saturday February 02,
2019
Take The Stairs
Tags birthdays, encouragement, exercise & fitness, health, office, office workers, company, life insurance
Transcript
Boss: The company encourages you to take the stairs instead of the elevator because it is good for your health. Ted: I take the elevator because my life insurance doesn't pay off if I kill myself all at once. Boss: On another topic, we will celebrate birthdays this month with cake in the break room. Ted: Perfect.


