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115 Results for Monday Morning
View 41 - 50 results for monday morning comic strips. Discover the best "Monday Morning" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday November 24,
2008
Tags #bacon and eggs, #breakfast, #breakfast foods, #chicken, #dead pig, #home early, #pig, #meeting, #animals, #business
Transcript
The boss: As I gazed at my bacon and egg this morning, I realized... The chicken contributed, but the pig was commutted. I am so clever. Wally: If I promise to work like a dead big, can i go home early?
Wednesday April 23,
2008
Tags #asok, #intern, #indian institute of technology, #30 years in box, #punished to box
Transcript
Man says, "Asok, you have violated the Indian Institute of Technology's ban on the use of telekinesis in the ungifted world." Man says, "Your punishment is 30 years in the box." Dilbert says, "Where were you this morning?" Asok The Intern says, "Grrrrr"
Friday January 04,
2008
Tags #meeting, #friday morning, #bagel friday, #separates us, #special, #bagels, #reward, #business
Transcript
The Boss: Wally, I need you to attend a meeting on Friday morning. But that is bagel Friday. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals. The Boss: You could get a bagel to go. Wally: It's as if you don't want to understand.
Wednesday November 21,
2007
Tags #back up server, #overkill, #wrote document, #interpret document, #meaning, #missinterpret document
Transcript
"This document says a backup server is overkill." Dilbert: "Um, no, it says the opposite of that. I know because I wrote it this morning." "No, I think you're misinterpreting it." Dilbert: "I wrote it!!"
Wednesday November 14,
2007
Tags #develop good attitude, #job, #invigorated, #busy work, #relabel, #toner cartridges, #business
Transcript
Asok: "I'm trying to develop a good attitude about my job." "Every morning I tell myself I am invigorated by busywork." The Boss: "Asok, I need you to relabel the toner cartridges." Asok: "Woo-hoo!"
Friday October 19,
2007
Tags #increased pordcutivity, #watched funny videos, #morning until dusk, #halfway done
Transcript
Wally: This week I increased my productivity by improving my morale. "I watched funny youtube videos from morning until dusk." The Boos: "That's all you did?" Wally: "Don't worry. I'm almost halfway done."
Wednesday July 18,
2007
Tags #hiring coordinator, #projects, #starts monday, #input
Transcript
The Boss: I'd like your input on the idea of hiring a coordinator for our projects. "Terrible idea." "Waste of money." "Wouldn't help." "He starts Monday."
Sunday May 27,
2007
Transcript
"The best choice for employee of the month is..." "Congratulations to Alice for being our employee of the month!" "You get to use my parking spot near the entrance for the rest of the month." "I take public transit to work." "You also get to take the rest of today off." "It's already five o'clock, and you said I need to finish my project by tomorrow morning." "And you get to have pizza with me." "I'm on a @#$% low carb diet!!!" "I nailed it." PIZZA
Monday January 23,
2006
Monday December 12,
2005
Tags #ran six miles, #topper, #hopped to work, #broken leg, #better, #more better
Transcript
Topper "I ran six miles even though I was sore." "That's nothing." "I broke my leg and hopped all the way to work this morning." "You hopped 40 miles on your one good leg?" "On the broken one."