The Boss: Dilbert, let me introduce you to our new engineer.
Dilbert: I hate introductions. I always forget their names. Maybe I can use a word association memory trick.
Dee Alamo: Hi, I'm Dee Alamo.
Dilbert: Darn... Nothing.
Dilbert says to Phil, "Gee, if you're the ruler of 'Heck' you must have some kind of awesome name." Phil replies, "Yeah." Dilbert asks, "Well, what is it? Something like 'King of Evil' or 'Lord of Darkness?'" Phil replies, "You can call me Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light."