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45 Results for Questioning
View 41 - 45 results for questioning comic strips. Discover the best "Questioning" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday March 01,
1994
Tags reengineering, questioning employees, get fired, objective data, business process, flying monkeys, finished design
Transcript
The boss: engineering is simple. you start by questioning the employees who would get fired if you succeeded. The Boss: Then you use data to design a more efficient business process. Dilbert: So...you say you use flying monkeys to deliver the finished design? Men: They're very fast.
Tuesday November 26,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, senate, judiciary, committee, questioning, interpret, roe versus wade, lying, deny, accusing
Transcript
A senator at a table says into a microphone, "Mister Dogbert, the Senate Judiciary Committee will begin the questioning." The senator asks, "How would you interpret Roe versus Wade?" Dogbert replies, "They're lying. I deny everything." The senator says, "We're not accusing you . . ." Dogbert says, "Hey, I didn't bring it up!"
Tuesday June 04,
1991
Tags Dogbert, the boss, consulting, job, questioning, employees, underpaid, problems, fault, lard, head
Transcript
Dogbert and the Boss walk out of the Boss's office. Dogbert says, "My fee for business consulting is $200 an hour." The Boss says, "Fair enough." Dogbert says, "I'll spend the day questioning your employees to identify problem areas." Later that day, Dogbert sits across from the Boss's desk. Dogbert reads a document and says, "It's unanimous. They're underpaid and all the problems are your fault, 'Lard Head.'"
Thursday August 16,
1990
Tags bradley, Dilbert, valid, analyst, witch, finances, accounting, budget report
Transcript
Witch: So... You've come to the accounting department for an explanation of the budget report, aye? Unchain him, Bradley. Normally we would torture and kill you for questioning our report. Dilbert: But you realized that my questions are valid? Witch: No. I'm promoting Bradley. You're my new analyst.
Friday June 08,
1990
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, dawn, bob, dinosaurs, cult, trucks, questioning
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. Dawn and Bob the Dinosaurs asks, "Uh . . . Dilbert, could we get your advice?" Bob says, "We just joined Dogbert's new cult." Dawn says, "And he ordered us to kill each other for questioning him." Dilbert says, "Hmm . . . Maybe you could just shove each other in front of trucks."
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