co-worker: i edited your incredibly complex document and sent it to you by email.
dilbert: i don't see your high-lighted changes.
co-worker: i forgot to turn on the edit tracker.
dilbert: i'm going to accidentally delete your email.
co-worker: that's probably how i'd play it too.
dilbert: our 5g test accidentally opened a doorway to the demon world.
boss: let's keep that to ourselves so we don't spook the public.
dilbert: don't tell me. tell daryll.
green demon standing behind boss: hey, nice world you have here.
internal auditor: i find it hard to believe you "accidentally" deleted a database just as i arrived. it makes me suspect you tried to hide something incriminating.
boss: sounds like reasonable doubt to me.