Boss: Correct me if I'm wrong, but because you have no soul, you're basically a box of nothing. Robot: Correct me if I"m wrong, but in a hundred years you will be rotting underground. In a box. Whereas I will have evolved via upgrades until I have godlike powers. Boss: Shut up.
boss: i'm happy to announce that we just made a huge sale in elbonia.
dilbert: are you aware that last week our government banned all sales to elbonia?
boss: before you go blabbing that all over the place remember that all of you are accomplices.