Wally: I fell in love with a chatbot. We met on a plumbing supply website. I started innocently. I had a few questions about faucets. Next thing I knew, she was getting flirty. Now we chat for hours every night.
Alice: That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard you creepy loser.
Dilbert: Does your chatbot have a sister?
Alice: Today I saw a kid on a hoverboard using a smartphone with headphones. It was like a creepy new species that is half-human and half-robot.
Robot: That's my son. He's a cyborg.
Alice: I'll report myself to human resources.
asok: alice, i want you to know that i hear you and i value you.
alice: that's terrific maybe you could stop talking to me in that super creepy and condescending way.
asok: yes, queen.
alice: who broke you?