The Boss: "I want you to negotiate the sale of our voice activated hassock business."
"You're not allowed to lie, but I expect plenty of omissions, misdirections, exaggerations..." "...Unjustified optimism, lost documents, unclear explanations, gray areas and tactical ignorance. Oh, and say that we have other offers."
Dilbert: The test data doesn't support our plan.
Boss: We know our plan is brilliant, so just adjust the data to support it.
Dilbert: You mean falsify the data.
Boss: Let's not get hung up on the definition of things.