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Thursday July 03,
2014
Tags #friendship, #internet & world wide web, #facebook freinds, #speed bumps, #engineers, #pictures of food, #eat food, #google, #relationships
Transcript
Tina: Can I be your friend on Facebook? Dilbert: Friends are like speed bumps for engineers. Tina: How will you see pictures of my food? Dilbert: Do you eat food that Google doesn't know about?
Thursday July 16,
2015
Advice Capture Device
Tags #deception, #trick, #invention, #Advice, #silence, #gullible, #guile
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented headphones that will record all of your advice as you dispense it. This way it will be preserved for future generations. Wally: He thinks we can hear him? Dilbert: He also thinks it is recording.
Monday September 07,
2015
Employees Should Be Optimists
Tags #optimism, #optimist, #work ethic, #gullible, #trick, #deception
Transcript
Catbert: The Evil Director of Human Resources. Catbert: Ideally, you want all of your employees to be optimists. Because optimists believe anything you tell them. Boss: If you work all weekend, and our profits double in a month, I'll give you a helicopter. Asok: Deal!
Wednesday May 25,
2016
Recommening A Friend
Tags #bribe, #employee, #hiring, #money, #referral, #guest artist, #jake tapper
Transcript
Boss: Do you have any friends with technical skills who you can recommend to work here? Wally: I don't have any friends, but if I did, why would I be so mean to them? Boss: You get a $1,000 bonus for referring a friend. Wally: How much for a gullible acquaintance?
Thursday June 23,
2016
Block Of Wood Is In A Bad Mood
Tags #ai, #artificial intelligence, #scam, #gullible, #emotions, #deception
Transcript
CEO: I heard you invented a device with human intelligence and human emotions. Can I ask it a question? Wally: It's in a bad mood. It's not talking. CEO: Wow! It's just like people! Wally: You'd better leave before you make it cry.
Monday June 19,
2017
Dilbert's Project Is In Chaos
Tags #accusation, #hearsay, #conjecture, #gullible
Transcript
Man: I hear Dilbert's project is in total chaos. Boss: That has to be true because I heard it from three other people. Man: And that's why I told three other people.
Friday October 20,
2017
Listening To Your Gut
Tags #rumor, #accusation, #skeptic, #gullible, #gut instinct
Transcript
Boss: People tell me you're underperforming. Dilbert: Did you hear it from anyone credible? Boss: No, but I know it's true because my gut tells me it's true. Dilbert: I'm curious where you stick you head to listen to your gut?
Sunday September 09,
2018
Tags #data, #Dilbert, #internet, #jerry, #tweet, #weasel
Transcript
Jerry: Omg! You are soooo wrong! I literally cannot believe you are this gullible. Hahahahaha! Hahahaha! I can't wait to tweet about your stupidity. Your dumbness will live forever on the internet! Dilbert: You probably haven't seen the new data that proves I'm right. Will you apologize like a decent human being or will you move the goalposts claim victory. And trash my name like a demented weasel? Jerry: Can you tell me more about the weasel option?
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