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Thursday September 14,
2000
Tags email, addiction, monkey on back, resist, key board with foot
Transcript
Asok: I have an email monkey on my back, but I can quit whenever I want. I don't need to check it every minute. I can resist. But Look! The stupid monkey hot my keyboard with his foot!
Friday April 25,
2003
Tags coffee rehab program, blame location, world headquaters, recidivism rate
Transcript
The speaker greets Wally, "Wally, congratulations on finishing the coffee rehab program." A cab is waiting for Wally. The speaker says, "Our recidivism rate isn't too hot. Our critics blame our location." Wally's cab is parked in front of Starbucks World Headquarters. A voice from inside the building asks, "Who's swimming in our vat?"
Tuesday February 03,
2004
Tags menagerlike work, criticize, reorganize, key board, hot slef, noredom, offcie, re organizing
Transcript
The Boss: It's been a few hours since I've done anything managerish. I could criticize someone...nah. I could have a meeting...nah. Im reorganizing the department. Dilbert: excuse me while i beat myself with my keyboard.
Tuesday April 27,
2004
Tags suggestion box, more money wanted, all say money, reading
Transcript
"Here are all the suggestions from the suggestion box." "Give us more money.Give us more money. Give us more money. Give us more money. Hey, hears one with a little diagram." "The wavy lines means it's hot there." "Is that why the pointy haired guy is sad?"
Monday June 28,
2004
Tags hot mess employee, magnet for problems, wally stalks her
Transcript
"My life is a rolling disaster." "I'm a magnet for all problems legal, financial, medical and romantic." "Uh-oh... I sense another disaster brewing." wally: "Shes cute. I think I'll stalk her every day."
Wednesday May 04,
2005
Tags date co owrker, anything has pulse, bed judgement, restraining orders
Transcript
"Should I date a coworker?" "You should date anything that has a pulse, bad judgement and no restraining orders against you." "But she has to be hot." "Settle for "still warm.""
Wednesday November 02,
2005
Tags flashy, thermostat, turn up, boiling, build device, get heat, from your hot flash
Transcript
"Flashy, do you mind if I turn up the thermostat a few degrees?" "Yes. It's boiling in here." "Would you mind if we built a device that would redirect the radiant heat from your body?" "Okay, fine." "I should have asked more questions."
Friday March 10,
2006
Tags arranged amrriage, low standards, sister, love, has sister, Family, relationships
Transcript
"My relatives want me to have an arranged marriage." "If they find someone who's totally hot and has low standards, ask if she has a sister." "What about love?" "How can you not love that?"

