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Insulting Within Company Guidelines

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 Insulting Within Company Guidelines - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #teach, #insult, #compliment, #function, #guidelines, #co workers, #insult co workers

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DOgbert: I will teach you how to insult your co - workers while staying within company guidelines. The trick is to disguise your insults as compliments. Alice, I admire the way you dress for function over appearance. Alice: Thanks. wait...

Pretending To Be Helpful

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 Pretending To Be Helpful - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #insulting, #coworkers, #consultation, #indirect, #pretend, #helpful, #grammar, #slide deck

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Dogbert consults Never insult your co-worers directly. Instead, undermine their confidence by pretending to be helpful. Wally: let me know if you need help fixing the grammar in your slide deck. Alice: what?

Wife Versus Wifi

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Wife Versus Wifi - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #typo, #overreaction, #wife, #wi-fi, #offense, #relationships

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CEO: I want you to fire Dilbert for insulting my wife in his slide deck. Boss: The presentation was about wi-fi, not your wife. CEO: In my defense, they're both spotty.

Monster Puts People In Boxes

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Monster Puts People In Boxes - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #managers, #monster, #insult

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Carol: I'm writing a horror novel. It's about a horned monster who puts people in boxes and makes them do meaningless work while insulting them. Boss: That sounds great. Carol: The monster is also very dumb.