Dilbert says, "I'd like to waste the better part of my afternoon trying to upgrade my phone." Dilbert says, "I'll just set up my sport chair, and use my laptop while you mumble and stare at your monitor for what seems like forever." Dilbert says, "Look at me! I'm beating your system!" Man says, "Quiet! I'm trying to stare."
Ratbert: I'd like to buy some snow tires for a refrigerator.
CLerK: "This is a lingerie store. Get lost before I stomp on your tail."
Ratbert: "I think I debunked the theory that the customer is always right."