Boss: The laser communication prototype you built for NASA accidentally vaporized the alien ship heading our way. If it got off a message to its home planet, your stupidity has doomed humanity to annihilation. Also, you didn't complete your mandatory training in chair safety.
dogbert: your trial at the court of stupidity has been postponed. the judge is suffering from a gavel-related injury.
dilbert: did you attack him with a gavel?
dogbert: didn't need to. the man can't say no to a dare.