Boss: Will our new website be live this week? Developer: That depends. If you request even the slightest change, it could set things back for months. Boss: I only want to change the homepage title font. Developer: Oh, great. I should be done by next summer.
title: dogbert the crisis consultant.
dilbert and dogbert on a walk.
dogbert: i'm very selective about my clients. that's because clients who take my advice usually end up in jail. so i only take clients i hate.
dilbert: i like your folksy wisdom.