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48 Results for Violence
View 41 - 48 results for violence comic strips. Discover the best "Violence" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday October 28,
2015
If All You Have Is A Hammer
Saturday December 19,
2015
Alice's List
Tags society, murder, violence, law, enemy, revenge, apocalypse
Transcript
Alice: Looks like I'll be adding this guy to my list. Dilbert: List? Alice: I keep a list of who to visit first when society breaks down and there is no rule of law. Dilbert: To build alliances? Alice: That's the sort of optimism that gets you killed in the first hour.
Wednesday February 03,
2016
Closer To Being A Terrorist
Tags Religion, logic, terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, extremism, fbi, interrogation
Transcript
FBI Secret Facility. Asok: I am a nonviolent Hindu. You use violence as a tool, and your religion is centered around one of Islam's prophets. So... technically, you're closer to being a radical Islamic terrorist than I am. Agent: I hate engineers.
Tuesday October 04,
2016
Dogbert's Reality Show
Tags television, reality, cell phone, battery, charging, Entertainment, technology
Transcript
Dogbert: I'm creating a reality TV show about ten people locked in a room with one electrical outlet. The central tension will revolve around their daily struggle to charge their phones. Dilbert: Is violence allowed? Dogbert: No, but my producers get a big bonus if it happens anyway.
Tuesday May 09,
2017
Robot Attacks Boss
Tags machines, computers, fighting, violence, programming, technology
Transcript
Boss: Our robot viciously attacked me. I was barely able to fight him off. You know what you need to do. Dilbert: I'm programming you to fight better. Robot: Thanks. I'm not a good finisher.
Monday March 19,
2018
Porch Thief Is Neutralized
Tags violence, retaliation, delivery, package, stealing, theft, ring, technology
Transcript
Alice: Uh-oh. My home security system is showing a thief stealing a package from my front door. Activating particle beam defense. The threat has been neutralized. Dilbert: When you say "neutralized," does that mean... Alice: Activating crime scene cleanup drone.
Saturday February 29,
2020
Punching Boss
Tags managers & supervisors, business, improvement, money, morale, punching, violence, kicking, ideas
Transcript
boss: i'm looking for ideas to improve morale without spending money. alice: we could take turns punching you. boss yells: no punching! any other ideas? wally: did anyone suggest kicking?
Tuesday February 14,
2023
Gaming Causes Violence
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