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View 491 - 500 results for company comic strips. Discover the best "Company" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday April 03,
2006
Tags space heaters, not allowed, cubicles, heat space, uranus warm
Transcript
"Company policy says that space heaters are not allowed in cubicles." "My heater doesn't heat space. It heats the air in my cubicle. That's okay, right?" "Why would anyone heat 'space'?" "It keeps Uranus warm."
Thursday May 04,
2006
Thursday May 11,
2006
Tags animals in human situations, career, criticism, jobs, pet ownership, counselor, pity
Transcript
Career Counselor Woman: And why did you leave your last job? Dilbert: My dog was tired of hearing me whine about my job, so he became a billionaire and bought my company and fired me. Woman: I don't have a checkbox for that so I'll just write in "loser".
Friday May 12,
2006
Tuesday May 16,
2006
Saturday May 20,
2006
Monday May 22,
2006
Thursday June 01,
2006
Saturday June 03,
2006
Sunday July 09,
2006
Transcript
"Dilbert, I have a little project for you to do in your spare time." "What exactly is my 'spare time'?" "Well, for example, there's the time that normal people would use for dating." "And since you're not dating, you can trim a few minutes from your hygiene schedule too." "Then there's the time you spend daydreaming about a fulfilling life." "That's exactly like stealing from the company." "And your stupid questions - Those have to take at least an hour a day." "Are my questions stupid?" "Not as bad as your answers."

