boss: put some numbers on this decision so it looks a if we thought about it longer.
asok: are you seriously telling me to do the analysis after the decision?
boss: if you need help, talk to one of the experienced liars in the department.
boss: what's the name of the month that comes after october?
boss: that's what i thought. my wife is trying to gaslight me so she doesn't have to buy me a birthday present.
dilbert: how long has she been doing that?
boss: i thought i was 26 years old until just now.