boss in meeting with dilbert and wally.
boss: thank you for your suggestions on what we should do instead of shaking hands. i'd like to read a few. and we can take a vote. well, it seems that all of your suggestions are obscene.
wally raised hand: i vote yes
dogbert: your video call background needs improvement. i'll fill your shelves with sports trophies, plus photos of you shaking hands with jesus.
dilbert: who would believe i shook hands with jesus?
dogbert: the same people who will believe you won lots of sports trophies.