Harmful To Workers Comic Strips - Page 51

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

513 Results for Harmful To Workers

View 501 - 510 results for harmful to workers comic strips. Discover the best "Harmful To Workers" comics from Dilbert.com.

Dilbert Doesn't Believe In Safety

Thank you for voting.
Dilbert Doesn't Believe In Safety  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 19, 2020's comic on:


Tags #employees, #office workers, #safety, #sarcasm, #team

View Transcript

Transcript

Tina: Ugh, Dilbert is on the project team? That guy doesn't believe in safety. Man: Just out of curiosity, what evidence of that extremely weird allegation have you seen? Tina: What evidence do you have that you exist? See? Anyone can do that.

An Empty Offce

Thank you for voting.
 An Empty Offce - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 20, 2020's comic on:


Tags #freedom, #hygiene, #office, #office workers, #telecommute

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: The office is a beautiful place when everyone else is working from home. No distractions, private bathroom, and I no longer need to suppress my bodily noises. Brraaaap! Freedom!

Wally The Generalist

Thank you for voting.
Wally The Generalist - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 24, 2020's comic on:


Tags #office workers, #sarcasm, #technology, #generalist, #subject, #matter, #expert, #help

View Transcript

Transcript

Tina: wally, can you help me on this? wally: no, i'm more of a generalist than a subject matter expert. tina: what kind of work do generalists do? wally: you just saw it.

Getting Opinions

Thank you for voting.
Getting Opinions - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 25, 2020's comic on:


Tags #office workers, #technology, #input, #dumb, #human, #universe, #Opinion, #strategy, #worse

View Transcript

Transcript

boss: get ted's input before you finalize the plan. dilbert: ted is the dumbest human being in the known universe. his opinion can only make things worse. boss: that's how we do it here. dilbert: i didn't realize it was a strategy.

Input From Idiots

Thank you for voting.
Input From Idiots - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 26, 2020's comic on:


Tags #office workers, #sarcasm, #technology, #input, #idiots, #project, #variety, #dumb, #informed, #leadership

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: per your orders, i got input on my project from a variety of people who are dumber and less informed than i am. as you might imagine, the net effect was to make everything worse. boss: are you done? dilbert: i just want to thank you for all the leadership.

Wally Sneezes His Mask

Thank you for voting.
Wally Sneezes His Mask  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 02, 2020's comic on:


Tags #different, #face, #health, #mask, #office workers, #pundits, #sneeze

View Transcript

Transcript

wally sneezes and his mask flies out from his face and slaps him in the face and he falls out of his chair. wally: ah-choo!!!! slap! dilbert watching: the pundits were right- everything is different now.

Quarantine Before Date

Thank you for voting.
Quarantine Before Date  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 03, 2020's comic on:


Tags #date, #desperation, #dinner, #office workers, #quarantine, #technology, #two weeks

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: would you like to go to dinner with me? women: only if you self-quarantine for two weeks first. dilbert: can do! women: well, it seems i underestimated your desperation.

Lack Of Social Contact

Thank you for voting.
Lack Of Social Contact - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 04, 2020's comic on:


Tags #office workers, #pandemic, #technology, #social, #contact, #best, #week, #covid, #cope

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally and Dilbert at coffee pot wearing face masks. dilbert: how did you cope with the loss of social contact during the pandemic? wally: best weeks of my life. how about you? dilbert: i didn't want to be the first to say it.

Refusing Works

Thank you for voting.
Refusing Works - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 07, 2020's comic on:


Tags #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #refuse, #stupid, #power, #leash, #head, #sarcasm

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: yesterday i refused to do something i had been asked to do because it was stupid. and it worked out fine. wally: don't let the power go to your head. dilbert doing happy dance: i am off the leash! continued...

You Can Say No

Thank you for voting.
You Can Say No - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 09, 2020's comic on:


Tags #business, #office workers, #technology, #insubordination, #stupid, #test, #video, #sarcasm

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert wearing face mask: did you know you can just refuse to do things that are stupid, and it will be okay? tina: i don't believe that. dilbert: it's true! i've been testing it all week. tina: take a video next time you do it so i can see how. dilbert: no, that's stupid.