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Sunday May 21,
2006
Transcript
"The first item of business is..." clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety "What's that sound?" clickety clickety clickety clickety "Airplane." "Scooter." "Locusts." "Why does it stop when you talk?" "It landed." "It parked." "They're napping." "Okay...Anyway, I wanted to thank you all for your attendance." clickety clickety clickety clickety "I know you were concerned that my meetings were using up all of the time you had for doing work." clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety "Productivity is up, but apparently we have locusts."
Sunday May 14,
2006
Friday April 07,
2006
Tags team building exercise, left die, crying, shake it off, boss, apathetic
Transcript
"You said it was a team-building exercise and you left me in the middle of the desert to die!" "Shake it off." "You wouldn't think that would work, but it does!"
Thursday April 06,
2006
Tags asok, survival methods, indian institutet of technology, wounded rodent, tickle hawk, find highway
Transcript
I must use the survival methods I learned at the Indian Institute of Technology. "Step one: Pretend to be a wounded rodent." "Now look for the highway and tickle the hawk with its own feather."
Wednesday April 05,
2006
Tags concerns about work, teds work, team building exercise, test here, sent asok
Transcript
"I listened to your concerns about Ted's work, so I tricked him into being left in the middle of the desert." "He thinks it's a team-building exercise. Hee hee!" "We wanted you to transfer him, not kill him." "Really? This is awkward." "And this is Ted. Where's Asok?"
Thursday March 23,
2006
Tags art, modern art, nonsense, taste, culture
Transcript
Famous artist Dogberto will tell us his plans for our lobby. "I plan to buy a drop cloth at Home Depot and drape it over the security desk." "Won't that be hard on the guard?" "Not until I douse it with gas and light it."
Tuesday March 21,
2006
Tags executives, hierarchy, invisible, managers, status, underling, steering committee, tall memebers, senior menagement, acknowledge exitence
Transcript
"Asok, I want you to attend the technology steering committee for me." "But they are all tall members of senior management. They won't even acknowledge my existence." "Phfft." "Hey, Andy, this seat is free. I'll just move my coffee."
Saturday March 18,
2006
Tags purpose in life, despair, purpose is drinking coffee, urinal
Transcript
"Wally, do you ever wonder about your purpose in life?" "My purpose is to transport huge quantities of coffee from the coffee maker to a urinal." "Suddenly I am filled with despair." "Hey, while you're up..."
Wednesday March 15,
2006
Tags plant maintenance, contract, save money, adopt plant, unluckiest plant, coffee dregs
Transcript
"We canceled our plant maintenance contract to save money." "Each employee will adopt a nearby plant and water it." The Unluckiest Plant in the Whole World "Now when I pour my coffee dregs on you, it will look like work!" "Must...run..."
Monday March 13,
2006
Tags expressing opnion, thousand expressions, the wood chipper
Transcript
"Erk! That look says you want to kill me for expressing my opinion!" "No, no." "Women have a thousand expressions that say they want you to die. That one says she wants you to die of natural causes, preferably soon." Budda budda budda "She calls this one 'The Wood Chipper.'"


