Dilbert yelling: dogbert! can you keep down the noise while i'm on zoom!
dogbert standing on chair: i'm on a zoom call too. your call isn't more important than mine!
dilbert speaking to his laptop: sorry, i can't stop the background noise.
dogbert yelling from another room: can you keep it down in there? i'm on a zoom call.
boss on video call.
boss: how many of you would prefer going back to work in the office instead of working at home?
voices from laptop: i'd rather be dead.
boss walking in living room thinking: i knew it was a mistake to let them taste happiness.