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Friday March 26,
2004
Tags rat, meeting, walls spot, seat filler, proedcest day, career work out, look at me now, fired, business
Transcript
Ratbert: Wally is in the men's room. I've accepted a position as his seat filler. This is the proudest day of my life. I never ingrained that my career would work out so well, I want to scream to the world " look at name now" allyL false alarm. you're fired.
Saturday March 27,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, been excessed, yoga move, rageful comments, hope for a hug, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources "Your position has been excessed, or as I prefer to say..." "I will tear the flesh from your bones!" "Phew! I love that yoga move." "There is like, no hope for a hug, right?"
Saturday May 01,
2004
Tags invoices, unauthorized dedcutions, standard industry practice, dance like chickens, chicken are funny
Transcript
Dogbert: "You can rob your small suppliers by making unauthorized deductions from their invoices." "When they complain, say it's a standard industry practice and threaten to take your business elsewhere." "The make them dance like chickens." The boss: "Ha! Ha! Chickens are funny."
Monday May 03,
2004
Tags 80 hour week, crazy talk, less work, loofah, evil director, human resources, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Alice: Im working 80 hours a week. I barely have time to bathe. Catbert: try using your tongue during meetings, Its like a bath and a loofah all in one. Alice: Or I could do less work. Catbert: Thats crazy talk.
Tuesday May 18,
2004
Tags carol, secreatry, secret society, executive secreataries, rule the world, own secreatries, Women, meeting, take over the world, evil overlords, business
Transcript
Carol: welcome to the secret society of executive secretaries. Today we will wrest power from our evil overlords! Tomorrow we'll rule the world! Then connie pointed out that we'd need our own secretaries and the whole thing fell apart.
Wednesday May 26,
2004
Tags kodos, morale, mascot, meetings, moral improves, bear suit, meeting, low morale, idea for imprvement, business
Transcript
The Boss: "His name is Kudos, the bear-er of good morale!" "Kudos" "He's our new mascot. He'll attend all of our meetings until morale improves." "Today is Asok's turn in the suit."
Wednesday June 23,
2004
Tags job, last job, sued last job, poor judegment, job interview, business
Transcript
The Boss: Why did you leave your last job? They told me that I have incredibly poor judgment. So I sued them
Monday July 19,
2004
Tags hairball, stock options, evil director, human resources, bous system, kindness of management, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert: stock options will be replaced with a bonus system. Dilbert: So....now my happiness depends on the kindness of management instead of the gullibility of our investors? Catbert: allow me to respond by hacking a hairball in your direction.
Saturday July 24,
2004
Tags marketing, dumpster diving, feral, product specs, feral employee, business
Transcript
The feral employee Marketing wouldn't give me the product specs. So I made this face and rifled through their dumpster. and you found the product specs? French fry.
Wednesday August 11,
2004
Tags human resources, sow the seeds, discontent, massive disloyalty, riots, disloyalty, business
Transcript
The boss: "Send the salary spreadsheet to Human Resources." "Don't let anyone else see it. That sort of information could sow the seeds of discontent." "We'd have massive disloyalty, fights, vandalism, maybe even riots."


