boss: when you schedule the zoom call with the customer, be sure to include me.
dilbert: do you plan to use up all of our time talking about yourself?
boss: people enjoy context.
dilbert: it's as if you have never met a human.
wally speaking in meeting: i spent all week trying to sign into an app that stopped working for some reason.
boss: but you got it to work in the end?
wally: no, all i did was learn to hate the developers.
boss: how do you plan to solve that?
wally drinking coffee: i don't need to. it isn't an app i need.