boss: i can't approve your plan until i know what the experts say.
dilbert: i can save us some time by talking to the people who bribe the experts. i'll get the same answer, but faster.
boss yelling: ouch! the truth hurts!
dilbert: take a deep breath. it will pass.
wally speaking in meeting: i spent all week trying to sign into an app that stopped working for some reason.
boss: but you got it to work in the end?
wally: no, all i did was learn to hate the developers.
boss: how do you plan to solve that?
wally drinking coffee: i don't need to. it isn't an app i need.