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655 Results for Catbert
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Thursday May 24,
2007
Thursday June 07,
2007
Tags managing, easier, awards for best places, work, handle situation, losers
Transcript
The Boss: Managing is a lot easier now that we've given up on winning one of those 'Best Places to Work' awards. Dilbert: "Do you have a minute?" The Boss: "Not for losers." "There was a time when I wouldn't have known how to handle that situation."
Monday July 02,
2007
Tags strategic asset, market share, fire yourself, accountabilty
Transcript
The Boss: Human resources is a company's most important strategic asset. "That means it's your fault we're losing market share. Maybe you should fire yourself." "Strategic assets don't like accountability."
Friday July 13,
2007
Tags internal phone lists, excellent reasons, policy, random policy generator, suspicious, not helpful
Transcript
"You're not allowed to have internal phone lists on your wall." "There are excellent reasons for this policy, and I hope to someday know what they are." "They're getting suspicious about the random policy generator." spoit!
Saturday July 21,
2007
Tags all motivation, temporary, lead engineer, buzz kil, right back at you
Transcript
Dilbert: "I got promoted to lead engineer." Wally: "Me too." Dilbert: "Wow. Buzz kill." Wally: "Right back at you." The Boss: "If you think about it, all motivation is temporary."
Friday February 16,
2007
Tags meeting, pointing, everyone else, business
Transcript
The boss: Who needs a little management help on their project? "You could almost feel the teamwork in the air."
Tuesday February 27,
2007
Tags employees, asbestos, ceiling, wasn't dangerous, hazmat suit, not fair, judge, clothes, business, legal
Transcript
The Boss: The employees are getting all whiney about the asbestos in the ceiling." "I told them it wasn't dangerous, but apparently I'm not credible in this HazMat suit." "I don't think it's fair that they judge me by my clothes."

