boss: i realize this report has dilbert's name on it, but the credit goes to me. because i ordered him to do it.
dilbert: actually, i came up with the idea and wrote it on my own time.
boss: well, i created the culture that made it all possible.
dilbert yelling: i did the work!!!
dilbert: why is your writing so angry?
tina: tech writers are underpaid, so all of our envy and contempt spill out on the page.
dilbert: maybe you tech writers should drink less coffee and exercise more.
tina: this is exactly why we hate everyone.