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Boss Needs To Be Dumber

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Boss Needs To Be Dumber - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #sarcasm, #boss, #smart, #dumb, #technical, #decision, #effective, #influence

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dilbert and dogbert at home. dilbert: i think i'd be more effective at work if my boss were either smarter, so he'd understand me... or dumber, so he'd know it's better to let me make all of the technical decisions. and i can't make him smarter, so my plan is to make him dumber. dogbert: it seems i've been a bad influence.

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Ted Is Great But Not Enough

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Ted Is Great But Not Enough - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #comparison, #managers & supervisors, #performance, #employment, #exceptional, #fired, #universe, #sense, #complain, #reverse psychology

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boss: ted, your performance this year has been exceptional. but everyone else was even better, so...you're fired. ted: in what universe does that even make sense? boss: you also complain too much.

No Purpose

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No Purpose - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #beauty, #deck, #creation, #water, #hydrate, #well-being, #no friends, #no purpose, #better

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dilbert: i just spent thirty minutes admiring the beauty of the slide deck i created yesterday. i'm going back for another round after i hydrate. voice from outside frame: what's it like having no friends and no purpose? dilbert: it's a lot better than you'd think.

How To Hire Better People

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How To Hire Better People - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Better Working Remotely

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Better Working Remotely - Dilbert by Scott Adams

She Might Have Plans

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She Might Have Plans - Dilbert by Scott Adams