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Alice Compliments Ted

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Alice Compliments Ted - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, comparison, project, job, great, dread, foreboding, generous, trap, lull, sabotage, career, monster

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alice: you did a great job on your project ted. ted: thank you. alice: you are most welcome. ted: wait. why do i have a sense of dread and foreboding? it isn't like you to give out generous compliments. this feels like a trap. you're lulling me into a false sense of security. you plan to sabotage my career to make yourself look better by comparison. ted yelling: you monster! boss: what's this all about? alice thinking: that worked out.

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Boss Needs To Be Dumber

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Boss Needs To Be Dumber - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, boss, smart, dumb, technical, decision, effective, influence

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dilbert and dogbert at home. dilbert: i think i'd be more effective at work if my boss were either smarter, so he'd understand me... or dumber, so he'd know it's better to let me make all of the technical decisions. and i can't make him smarter, so my plan is to make him dumber. dogbert: it seems i've been a bad influence.

Ted Is Great But Not Enough

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Ted Is Great But Not Enough - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, comparison, managers & supervisors, performance, employment, exceptional, fired, universe, sense, complain, reverse psychology

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boss: ted, your performance this year has been exceptional. but everyone else was even better, so...you're fired. ted: in what universe does that even make sense? boss: you also complain too much.

How To Hire Better People

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How To Hire Better People - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Better Working Remotely

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Better Working Remotely - Dilbert by Scott Adams

She Might Have Plans

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She Might Have Plans - Dilbert by Scott Adams

People Whoare Better

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People Whoare Better - Dilbert by Scott Adams