Dilbert opening front door at home: yay! my package arrived! i buy one thing per day from amazon and then forget what i ordered, so it feels like my birthday every day.
dogbert with hands over eyes: i can't watch this.
yes! dish soap! how did i know i wanted that?
dilbert on video call.
dilbert: and that's why we should put the project on hold for now.
voice from laptop: hahahaha! that's exactly the opposite of what you said last week.
dilbert: i sometimes change my opinions when the facts change. how do you play it?
voice from laptop: now you're moving the goalposts.