dilbert: before we get married, we need to talk about a few things. first, i'm only marrying you to prove i'm not a bigot and to save my job. second, neither of us is gay.
elbonian man: they say marriage takes work.
ceo: write a press release saying our company supports whatever social issues people are griping about lately.
tina: does it matter which issues i pick?
ceo: nah. just make us look awesome.
tina: should i research the issues first?
ceo: are you trying to not get the point?