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Teambuilding Celebration

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Teambuilding Celebration - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #celebration, #employees, #office workers, #parties, #rules

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Boss: Dilbert, I want you to plan the team-building celebration. Make sure there is no alcohol, no dancing, no touching, no flirting, and no joking around. Dilbert: Can we eat? Boss: Only food that has never been near a peanut.

Ron Moore

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Ron Moore - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #employees, #insults, #jokes, #mistake, #sales, #customers

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Ron: Hi, I'm Ron Moore. Dilbert: Heh-heh. That's funny, because if you say your last name first, you're a "Moore, Ron". Okay, now I get why you never take me on sales calls.