boss and dilbert on video conference call.
boss: human resources is on my back to make sure everyone uses their vacation days this year. it's a company rule.
dilbert: what's the point of a vacation if we can't go anywhere because of the pandemic?
boss: i'm only trying to solve my own problem here.
catbert: seventy-three subordinates are accusing you of inappropriate behavior.
ceo: i don't see what's so "inappropriate" about threatening to ruin a subordinate's career unless i get a hug.
catbert: you know that's a crime, right?
ceo: maybe i shouldn't handle my own defense.