Once In A Lifetime Comic Strips - Page 6

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

148 Results for Once In A Lifetime

View 51 - 60 results for once in a lifetime comic strips. Discover the best "Once In A Lifetime" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 04, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

"It's stressful to be a contract employee. I only get paid for the hours I work." "I can't enjoy my time off because it feels as if it costs me a fortune!" "Do you know what I mean?" "Yeah, I had a feeling once."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 15, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

"They're filming a movie downtown. I just saw Brad Pitt!" "That's nothing." "I once used too much fake tanning spray and the next thing I knew, Brad and Angelina adopted me." "You're saying Angelina Jolie is your mom?" "Until I talked her out of bottle feeding."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 14, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

Topper "My first baby weighed 11 pounds." "That's nothing." "I once passed a kidney stone that was the size of a small horse." "I find that hard to believe." "That kidney stone went on to win the Kentucky Derby!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 02, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

"Dilbert, this is Amber Dextrous, your new co-worker." "Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you." "She's going for the hug." "Oh heck, I'll just go with the flow and for once not be the socially awkward one." "She wasn't going for the hug. She shakes with both hands." "She's the perfect employee. She can do two things at the same time!" "Human resources surgically separated the two sides of her brain so she can multitask." Two days later "I'm sorry to report that Amber drowned while trying to talk and drink water at the same time." "Human resources would like to see you after this meeting."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 12, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

Our CEO appreciates pushback. "The last thing he wants is a bunch of yes men." "Don't be afraid to stand your ground. He respects that." "My plan is to form business units around each product line." PLAN "Excuse me. We tried that once and it didn't work." "You're fired. Leave now." "Cruelty or convenience?" "I needed a cubicle to store my extra binders."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 09, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

Your resume looks great. I see no reason you wouldn't be an excellent phone center employee. "Mwab blah glob wobmah tob muh wah wah." "This job got a lot less stressful once I realized I hate our customers."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 26, 2005's comic on:


Tags #cubicle cockroach, #can't be killed, #eternal, #special prokject

View Transcript

Transcript

"Ha ha! I'm the Cubicle Cockroach that cannot be destroyed!" "Once hired, nothing can remove me from my cubicle. I am eternal! Ha ha!" "I'm moving you to a special project." "Erk!!!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 28, 2005's comic on:


Tags #specter, #unpaid overtime, #grim reaper, #hit by rake, #happened once, #insulted wife

View Transcript

Transcript

Then I was visited by the Specter of Unpaid Overtime. He hit me with his rake because he's trying to become a grim reaper. "Hee hee!!" "I just realized that I only enjoy your stories when they involve you getting hit by a rake." "That only happened once." "I plan to tell the gardener that you insulted his wife."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 26, 2005's comic on:


Tags #grim reaping, #field, #unpaid overtime cases, #see guys die

View Transcript

Transcript

"Someday I hope to get into the grim reaping field." "I don't mind working these unpaid overtime cases, but just once I'd like to see one of you guys die." "Hey, I just realized that my rake is very blunt."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 19, 2005's comic on:


Tags #alleged dinosuar, #beer can, #best barbecue sauce, #caught dinosaur, #dental floss, #pull tab, #topper vs boss

View Transcript

Transcript

Topper vs. the Boss "It was the biggest fish ever caught in that lake!" "That's nothing." "I once caught a dinosaur by using nothing but dental floss and a pull tab from a beer can." "I'd like to see this alleged dinosaur." "Too late. I also make the world's best barbecue sauce."