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627 Results for Ceo
View 51 - 60 results for CEO comic strips. Discover the best "Ceo" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday March 21,
2017
Wally Presents His Invention To The Ceo
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Monday August 28,
2017
Ceo Makes More Money In Stocks
Tags rich people, money, stock market, investments, out of touch, obliviousness, stratification
Transcript
CEO: Hey, our stock is up two percent. I just made more money than you'll earn in your entire life. Remind me, do I leave you a tip?
Friday October 06,
2017
Ceo Uses Dating App
Tags dating, app, technology, tinder, match, cheating, adultery, eskimo brothers, relationships
Transcript
CEO: I love this dating app. Wally: I thought you were married. CEO: I'm just looking. What's the worst thing that could happen? CEO: Hey, what's my wife doing on here? Wally: Your wife/?? That's my girlfriend!
Saturday January 20,
2018
Ceo Gives Shoulder Rubs
Tags flirting, implementation, new rules, shoulder rub, sock collar, team spirit
Transcript
CEO: Hey, Alice. Let me give you a shoulder rub in the name of team spirit. CEO: AAAAGH!!! Alice: click CEO: I hate having a court - ordered shock collar. The boss: I don't see a...oh.
Saturday August 25,
2018
Dilbert Consults His Bumper Stickers
Tags ceo, Dilbert, government regulations, marketing, question authority
Transcript
CEO: Government regulations prevent us from marketing our products the way we want. What should we do? Dilbert: I'll consult my bundle of bumper stickers for some guidance. "Question authority." CEO: How did you get so smart?
Tuesday October 23,
2018
Award For Cutting Costs
Tags ceo, award, cutting, costs, department, underfunded, losers, awards, help
Transcript
CEO: I am proud to give you this award for cutting costs more than any other department. Dilbert: All of our projects failed because they are underfunded. CEO: How do you put up with these losers? The Boss: The awards help.
Saturday October 27,
2018
Crypto Key
Tags ceo, Wally, cryptocurrency, wallet, disappeared, private, key
Transcript
CEO: I put five thousand dollars into the cryptocurrency wallet you created for me and it disappeared! You're the only other person who knew my password and private key. Wally: That's not true. I shared them with Dilbert to create reasonable doubt.
Friday November 22,
2019
Ceo Visits
Tags managers & supervisors, ceo, office, questions, visit, eyes, dead, business
Transcript
dilbert: our ceo will be visiting the office tomorrow, so act busy. and don't look directly at him because i don't want him to see how dead your eyes look. dilbert: can we ask him questions? boss: no, nothing good can come from that.
Monday May 25,
2020
Ceo Says Coronavirus Is Hoax
Friday May 29,
2020
Ceo Does Math
Tags death & dying, diseases, earth, humans, sarcasm, pandemic, virus
Transcript
CEO: Why is everyone so panicked about coronavirus when maybe only 1% who get it will die? Catbert: One percent of the population of Earth would be...77 million dead. CEO: Yes, but the whole world won't get it. Catbert: They will if they listen to you.

