dogbert: i didn't want to tell you this, but you're a simulation designed by a three-dimensional creator. and i'm an avatar used by your creator to interact with your world.
dilbert: i refuse to believe that is true
dogbert: yep. that's how i made you
Boss: I have a great idea. Let's create a google document that we can all update.
Dilbert: That is exactly the idea I suggested to you yesterday.
Boss: You can't prove that.
Dilbert: That was only true until I learned to wear a wire.
boss: i can't approve your plan until i know what the experts say.
dilbert: i can save us some time by talking to the people who bribe the experts. i'll get the same answer, but faster.
boss yelling: ouch! the truth hurts!
dilbert: take a deep breath. it will pass.