2007 Comic Strips - Page 6
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Thursday June 21,
2007
Tags green consultant, source of methane, free source, energy, small office, give, butt, hose, pants, health
Transcript
Dogbert the green consultant Dogbert: "Your coworkers have identified you as a source of methane." Dogbert: "If we capture this free source of energy we can power a small office building." Wally: "I give and I give."
Friday June 22,
2007
Tags ignored, coworker, acknowledge existence, uniportant, talking clothes, fretting, mean, anxiety
Transcript
Asok: "Alice, may I ask you a question? Alice? Alice?" Asok: "Gaaa! Am I so unimportant you feel no need to acknowledge my existence???" "Am I totally unimportant?" Catbert: "Hey, it's a bunch of talking clothes!"
Saturday June 23,
2007
Tags depressed, corporate job, intern, unimportant tasks, feel nothing, stressed, ptsd, punch, numb out
Transcript
Asok: My job is an endless series of mind-numbingly unimportant tasks. "My central nervous system is starting to atrophy." The Boss: "I'm kind of busy." Asok: "Punch me in the head so I can feel something."
Monday June 25,
2007
Tags hired nancy, lightening, can't strike, lighting strike, invites problems, medical school, cadaver
Transcript
I hired Nancy because she's had so many personal problems in the past year. "I figure lightning can't strike the same place more than ten or twelve times in a row." "It's not as if she invites problems." "I'm in love with a medical school cadaver!"
Tuesday June 26,
2007
Tags serial personal problems, in love, medical school cadaver, bad decisons, acting cold, boyfriend acting cold
Transcript
Nancy, the employee with serious personal problems Nancy: "I'm in love with a medical school cadaver." Alice: "Do you ever think that maybe your personal problems are caused by your own bad decisions?" Nancy: "How's it my fault that my boyfriend is acting cold?"
Wednesday June 27,
2007
Tags personal problems, doctors, opeation, serial problems, steady diet, licorice, diet soda, spleen, c4 explosive, support group, alqueda
Transcript
Nancy, the employee with serious personal problems Nancy: "The doctors say I need an operation." "They think my steady diet of licorice and diet soda turned my spleen into a C-4 explosive." "So I joined a support group. Have you heard of Al Qaeda?" Dilbert: "Gotta go..."
Thursday June 28,
2007
Tags career counselor, something you love, not working, loserish, bowling
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor Dogbert: "Do something you love." Ted: "I love not working." Dogbert: "Do you have any loves that are any less loserish?" Ted: "I love to watch bowling!"
Friday June 29,
2007
Tags career counselor, no marketable talent, keep positive, not going to change, unemployable
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor DOgbert: "You have no marketable talent." "You're totally unemployable and that's not going to change." "The important thing is to keep a positive attitude."
Saturday June 30,
2007
Tags career counselor, flower arranging, billionaire, work hard, defeat purpose, no work, doesn't want to work
Transcript
Dogbert, career counselor "What would you like to do with your degree in...flower arranging?" "I'd like to be a billionaire." "Are you willing to work hard?" "That would sort of defeat the purpose."
Monday July 02,
2007
Tags strategic asset, market share, fire yourself, accountabilty
Transcript
The Boss: Human resources is a company's most important strategic asset. "That means it's your fault we're losing market share. Maybe you should fire yourself." "Strategic assets don't like accountability."


