dogbert: the best part about my new job managing the cloud is that i get to laugh at everyone's personal information.
dilbert: you're not suppose to be looking at anyone's personal data.
dogbert: i'm fairly sure it's legal if i only do it recreationally.
dogbert: the only reason i took a job managing cloud data is so i could laugh at people's private information.
dogbert: then i discovered a robust market for selling that kind of stuff, so it's a twofer.
dilbert: we need to talk.
dogbert: sure. just email your thoughts to a friend, and i'll probably read them.