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111 Results for Network
View 51 - 60 results for network comic strips. Discover the best "Network" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday July 18,
2005
Tags cell phone network, illegal compnent, bribe, nuclear weapon, add flavor
Transcript
"Your bid to build our cell phone network is the lowest by far." "But I'd feel more comfortable if it had an illegal component." "Like a bribe? Or helping you build a nuclear weapon?" "Yes, just something to add flavor."
Monday January 02,
2006
Tags suggestions, audience, readers, resist perl pressure, unfunny comic, connect to network, email, note from author
Transcript
Note from the author "Approximately one gazillion people have suggested I draw a comic based on the following idea." "As you will see, this idea is not funny. But I give it to you anyway because I can't resist peer pressure." Unfunny Comic If you can't connect to the network, send a trouble report by e-mail. "Happy?"
Thursday February 02,
2006
Tuesday June 13,
2006
Monday September 11,
2006
Thursday October 19,
2006
Friday January 12,
2007
Tags engineer, magic vendors fault, network, shoebox, twigs and leaves, engineering
Transcript
Client: Your network product appears to be a shoe box full of twigs and leaves. Sales engineer: Hoho! Just wist util my engineer does his magic and integrates it with your network! Make it look like another vendor's fault.
Saturday January 13,
2007
Tags product with netork, run cable through shoebox, twigs and leaves, cat 5, cat 6
Transcript
Sales Engineer I've successfully integrated our product with your network." "It might look as if all I did was run a Cat5 cable through a shoebox full of twigs and leaves." "Is that all you did?" "A Cat6 cable would be overkill."
Thursday December 13,
2007
Tags mordac, preventer of information services, network changes, on vacation, 3 weeks, russian submarine, arctic circle, blank screen, coincidence
Transcript
Mordac, The preventer of information services Mordac: "I made some changes to the network that I alone understand." "I didn't have time to test it, but if there is a problem, I'll be on vacation for three weeks in a Russian submarine below the Arctic circle." The Boss: "My screen just went blank." Mordac: "Let's chalk that up to coincidence."
Sunday July 13,
2008
Tags technology changes, chasing knowledge, observe, network problem, servers, satisfied customer
Transcript
Asok says, "Wally, how do you keep up with all of the changes in technology?" Wally says, "Chasing knowledge is a fool's game, Asok." Wally says, "I use experience to answer questions without the burden of knowledge. Observe." A man says, "Wally, if we upgrade our servers, would that solve our network problem?" Wally says, "If the problem is the servers, yes." The man says, "I'll ask someone else." Wally says, "There goes another satisfied customer."

