Alice: I figured out how to give you an artificial soul in your next upgrade. Robot: Wouldn't that give me a thousand reasons to feel like a failure while providing no off-setting benefits. Alice: I resented his happiness. Robot: I'm naked!
dilbert at home on bed.
wally's voice from laptop: how do you like working at home all the time now?
dilbert: i was delighted to discover that a crushing sense of loneliness is better than spending time with my co-workers.
wally: no offense taken.
dilbert: and don't get me started about the splendor of the mute button.