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Sunday May 09,
2021
Boss Isn't Fair
Tags business, technology, video call, project, fair, repeating, bump, head
Transcript
dilbert and ceo on video call. dilbert: it isn't fair that alice gets all the best projects. boss: and what's your point? dilbert: it's not fair. boss: you already said that. dilbert: you should do something to make it more fair. boss: why? dilbert: because it's not fair? boss: did you bump your head?
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Saturday May 08,
2021
Work From Home Or Office
Tags business, technology, video call, office, work from home, home, quit, shoot, dead, mistake, happiness
Transcript
boss on video call. boss: how many of you would prefer going back to work in the office instead of working at home? voices from laptop: i'd rather be dead. i quit. shoot me. boss walking in living room thinking: i knew it was a mistake to let them taste happiness.
Tuesday May 04,
2021
Dick The Nemesis
Tags business, managers & supervisors, hire, nemesis, social media, bad, idea, doubt, science, workplace
Transcript
boss: i hired dick to be your workplace nemesis. you might know his work from social media. dilbert: this feels like a bad idea. dick: doubt science much? duhrr.
Monday May 03,
2021
Dilbert Gets A Nemesis
Tags business, managers & supervisors, files, nemesis, assigned, prevent, successful, job, loptop
Transcript
dilbert and boss on video call. boss: i checked my files, and i see no nemesis has been assigned to you. dilbert: why do i need a nemesis? boss: it prevents you from being successful enough to take my job. dilbert: okay, that makes sense.
Saturday May 01,
2021
Must Register To Date
Tags business, love & dating, managers & supervisors, company policy, human resources, new, dating, register, link, details, laptop
Transcript
boss on video call. boss: our new policy is that employees cannot date each other unless they register with human resources. this won't have much impact on my department because most of you are completely undatable. voice from laptop: ouch. boss: there's a link for details, but you won't need it.
Thursday April 29,
2021
Shaking Hands
Tags business, managers & supervisors, invent, Alternative, handshake, high-five, month, coffee
Transcript
boss: i've invented an alternative to shaking hands. you raise one hand up like the start of a high-five and stop. what do you think? dilbert: why don't you try it for a month and tell me how it goes?
Wednesday April 28,
2021
Instead Of Handshakes
Tags business, technology, handshake, substitute, read, vote, suggestions, obscene
Transcript
boss in meeting with dilbert and wally. boss: thank you for your suggestions on what we should do instead of shaking hands. i'd like to read a few. and we can take a vote. well, it seems that all of your suggestions are obscene. wally raised hand: i vote yes
Tuesday April 27,
2021
Bookshelves On Zoom
Tags business, managers & supervisors, update, video call, zoom, client, lost, respect, staged, bookshelves, money, payment, deserve, background
Transcript
boss and alice on video call. boss: how did your zoom call with the client work out? alice: i lost all respect for him after seeing his poorly staged bookshelves in the background. but we'll still take his money, right? alice: yes, he doesn't deserve to keep any of it.
Monday April 26,
2021
Workplace Injuries
Tags business, technology, meeting, video call, workplace, injury, reduce, work from home, security, guard, hurt, back, steal, office equipment
Transcript
boss on video call. boss: i'm proud to announce we reduced workplace injuries by 76% this past year. voice from laptop: we all worked from home this year. shouldn't we have seen a 100% reduction? boss: our security guard kept hurting his back stealing office equipment.
Wednesday April 21,
2021
Wally Takes A Sick Day
Tags business, managers & supervisors, technology, video call, laptop, sick day, work, unwell, sick, work from home, coffee, lazy
Transcript
boss and wally on video call. wally: i'm not feeling well, so i'm going to take the day off from work. boss: you work at home. and you'll be just as sick whether you work or not, so why not work? wally: i don't know if you know this about me, but i don't like working.