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115 Results for Criticism
View 51 - 60 results for criticism comic strips. Discover the best "Criticism" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday June 11,
2016
Tina's Criticism
Tags work spouse, wife, wives, criticism, nagging, Women, relationships
Transcript
Tina: As your work wife, I have some constructive criticism for you. Dilbert: Great. Tina: You'd be more attractive if you were taller, I just realized I don't know the difference between constructive criticism and the regular kind.
Wednesday June 08,
2016
Dilbert Cheats On His Work Wife
Tags work, wife, wives, adultery, cheating, criticism, nagging, anger, marriage, roles, relationships
Transcript
Alice: There' s rumor that you're cheating on me with another "work wife." Dilbert: I let Tina criticize me a little. But I swear it didn't mean anything. And... she makes me look for her lost keys. Alice: I knew it!
Tuesday June 07,
2016
Tina Wants A Work Husband
Tags marriage, Women, nagging, wife, wives, criticism, yelling, relationships
Transcript
Tina: I'm in the market for a "work husband." Do you have a "work wife" yet? Dilbert: I'm not sure. Alice criticized me a lot. Does that count? Tina: That's all I wanted to do, too. Dilbert: Okay, but don't let Alice find out.
Tuesday April 26,
2016
Your Idea Has Been Tried
Tags failure, trying, trial and error, criticism
Transcript
Boss: Ideas like yours have been tried in the past and always failed! Dilbert: Have you ever been on an airplane? Those didn't work on the first few tries either. And then we have the entire history of science. Boss: Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
Sunday April 17,
2016
Tags management, honesty, competition, criticism
Transcript
Boss: Why are our competitors beating us on the benchmark speed tests? Do they have better engineers? Dilbert: No, they have better management. Their management probably got them the budget they needed to do the job right. I"m guessing they were helpful, instead of being useless, blamecasting time-wasters. I hear you can do a lot when you have good management. I'll probably try to get a job with a competitor. They sound great. It is also possible they lied about their benchmark results. Boss: You should have said that first!
Friday April 08,
2016
Commemorating Ted
Tags ravine, meanness, insult, idiot, guest artist, brenna thummler
Transcript
Carol: We're having a get-together to commemorate Ted, who drove his car into a ravine because you said he should. Dilbert: He wasn't good at handling criticism. Carol: You could have been more constructive. Dilbert: By building a bridge over the ravine?
Wednesday January 06,
2016
Three Problems With Spreadsheet
Tags spreadsheet, criticism, semantics, error, correction
Transcript
Boss: Did you see any errors on the spreadsheet I put together? Dilbert: Only three. Boss: What are they? Dilbert: Your data, your format, and your formulas.
Monday October 05,
2015
People Keep Stealing His Ideas
Tags criticism, honesty, insult, conversation, ideas
Transcript
Coworker: People keep stealing my ideas! Dilbert: Maybe that is an illusion caused by the fact that your ideas are both old and obvious. Were you hoping for a less honest reaction? Coworker: I kinda was.
Thursday September 10,
2015
Understanding The Problem
Tags Advice, wisdom, criticism, bad advice, executives, success
Transcript
CEO Wisdom. Asok: Can you teach me to be a success? CEO: Yes, obviously. Stop everything you're doing now because it clearly isn't working. Asok: That's it? CEO: Understanding the problem is half the solution.
Wednesday September 09,
2015
Ceo Gets Paid More For Creating Nothing
Tags small talk, conversation, criticism, executives, salary, wages, fairness, offense, offend, money
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you ever think it's weird that you get paid a hundred times more than me? I invented our core technology. All you did was interview better than a few other people who didn't invent anything. I'm not good at small talk. CEO: I would totally fire you if I could invent things.


