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248 Results for Electronic Mail
View 51 - 60 results for electronic mail comic strips. Discover the best "Electronic Mail" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday November 10,
2006
Thursday August 17,
2006
Transcript
Mordac, the preventer of information services<Br>"You have exceeded your e-mail storage limit!" "To increase your limit, you must get approval from your VP, the CIO, and one nonexistent person to be named later." "I'm thinking either a yeti or a bikini model who is also an engineer." erk!
Sunday July 30,
2006
Transcript
"Did you fund the infrastructure project yet?" "Nope." "I'm playing budget chicken with the director of operations." "I'm hoping that his department needs the infrastructure more than we do." "If I can bluff him into funding the project with his budget instead of mine, I win." "He'll be reprimanded for exceeding his budget and I'll get a bonus for being under mine." "I'll use the bonus to buy a summer cabin by the lake." "Then I'll e-mail him pictures of my cabin and say, 'I hope you're enjoying your infrastructure as much as I'm enjoying my cabin!'" "You've reached a new low." "I've been thinking of firing you so I can get a fishing hat."
Thursday June 01,
2006
Saturday May 13,
2006
Monday February 27,
2006
Wednesday February 22,
2006
Monday January 02,
2006
Tags suggestions, audience, readers, resist perl pressure, unfunny comic, connect to network, email, note from author
Transcript
Note from the author "Approximately one gazillion people have suggested I draw a comic based on the following idea." "As you will see, this idea is not funny. But I give it to you anyway because I can't resist peer pressure." Unfunny Comic If you can't connect to the network, send a trouble report by e-mail. "Happy?"
Wednesday December 28,
2005
Tags new guy, project staus report, random pharse, generatormmeail, listens, when he's talking
Transcript
"Alice, can you show the new guy how to do a project status report?" "He doesn't read them, so we all use a random phrase generator. I'll e-mail it to you." "You said that in front of him." "He only listens when he's talking."
Tuesday October 18,
2005
Tags court ordered, email records, deleted, system mainentance, wink wink, flirting, in on it, scam
Transcript
Company Lawyer "The court ordered us to turn over all of our e-mail records." "Gosh, I sure hope they don't get deleted during regularly scheduled system maintenance." "Oh no. That would be bad! Wink! Wink!" "Good grief, man! How can you be flirting at a time like this?"


