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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #shopping, #nerdstrom, #compile family, #complimentary, #guarantee, #nice

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Dilbert walks into a store called Nerdstrom. A salesclerk says to Dilbert, "Hi, I'm Larry, and I'll be your personal shopping assistant." The salesman opens a measuring tape and says, "I'll start by measuring you, then I'll do your colors, then compile a brief family history for our records." The salesman continues, "Complimentary food and beverages will be served, and a masseuse is on call." Dilbert says, "I'm looking for a new pen . . . Maybe something in a Bic." The man says, "I recommend the blue. We guarantee it for life." Dilbert says, "Yes, this will do nicely." Back at home, Dogbert asks, "Was it expensive?" Dilbert replies, "Fortunately, I qualified for their identured servant plan."

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Tags #Dogbert, #dog catcher, #puppy, #penitentiary, #pal, #poodle

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Dog Catcher: Freeze!! I'm a dog catcher! What, no collar? You're going to the puppy penitentiary,pal! Dilbert: Your human turned you in? Poodle: He didn't think a pit bull should wear his hair this way.